Your tits are I can't wait for
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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