I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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