Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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