Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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