school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Randomize
