critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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