Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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