don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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