If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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