speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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