my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Say something about gay babies.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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