she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
