You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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