I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
they need to just BURY HIM!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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