I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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