can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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