Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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