So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
birth control should be required to get into college
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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