: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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