The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
