Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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