i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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