How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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