I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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