i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You had me at "let me see your balls"
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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