i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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