Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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