Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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