i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So much rum. So many feels.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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