Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
