I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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