Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He felt like a one man threesome
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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