So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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