so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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