there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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