I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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