so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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