so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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