school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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