just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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