One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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