help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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