piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think I died a long time ago.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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