Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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