That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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