I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
