office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i love accidental penises.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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