You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I want a musical about memes.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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