Are we in a gay sports bar?
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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