What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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